Saturday, March 31, 2018

Making your number 2 number 1


It’s just happened: your perfect poop-- comfortable release, minimal splash, and only needed a single wipe to feel clean.  Since time immemorial there was no way to ensure that your bowel movements could be like this every time. That is, until Perfect Two from 2toNum1 industries.  Perfect Two is the ultimate in personal waste optimization applications.

Speaking with Noah Martin (formerly of Smart Pipe) we got a first hand look at what Perfect Two wants to bring to you.  “Perfect Two offers a new way to ensure even the parts of your life that you don’t like to talk about are as amazing as we can make them.”


And when Noah says amazing he means it. This author spent two weeks experiencing the future of a disrupted lifestyle.  With Perfect Two I never had to ask how will this meal feel after I’m done with it?  Using machine learning and a connection to my Instagram account, every meal was mapped and indicated what would happen in the next 16 to 36 hours. While it was impressive what the system was able to calculate, there was a learning period, for both me and the app.  After every ‘event’ it was necessary to provide a detailed description of what had transpired.  The developers promise that as time goes on and Perfect Two learns my body’s responses to what I feed it, I will only need to update on those ‘events’ that don’t match my needs. 

During the feedback period it was a bit strange receiving targeted feedback as to what solutions might make those number 2’s number 1, but it really did work.  With only slight adjustments of fiber intake and new enzymes I was feeling infinitely better before and after I went.

Training my Perfect 2 app to understand me
At this time I would only recommend those with more stringent health monitoring needs use Perfect Two as it does feel a bit much to be mapping that part of your life.  On the other hand it is pretty amazing when you can practically guarantee that every time you go it will be a single swipe to get cleaned up.

Some features that I’m excited about that will make Perfect Two a strong recommendation for every person who cares about their health--

Blockchain tracking:
In the modern world of fecal transplants, donors are often left in the dark on how their donations are helping people to live better lives. With Perfect Two Donations, your donation is tracked on the blockchain allowing you to receive anonymized feedback as to how you are helping someone’s life be better

Augmented Reality/Artificial Intelligence: 
In addition to scraping your social media feed for cues as to what you’ve eaten recently Perfect Two wants to help you be proactively aware of what a meal might do to your micro-biome's health.  With that in mind they are working to use machine learning with an augmented reality overlay to let you know how what you are thinking of eating will affect you the next day.
A quick snapshot from my first test of augmented reality
Surprisingly this burger was a good match for
my gut microbe's needs.

Smart Home/Green Living: 
Another development that the team is working on with restroom service companies is a dynamic microphone that looks for acoustic cues as to how much water will be necessary to keep everything beautiful while minimizing water usage.


Honestly not sure about social
might be for the German
market

Social:  
Perfect Two is offering integrations with Tinder, Bumble, and OK Cupid to aid in matching with biologically compatible partners. This feature works behind the scenes to help promote partners that your microbiome is most compatible with.

Music and Media:
When Perfect Two determines that your next movement will require a bit more of a stay, the system will recommend audio books, podcasts, or reading that will keep you amused while you make your deposit
















Happy April Fools, I hope you enjoyed this post  The visual renders are thanks to my friend Andrew  Tremplay who was a fantastic collaborative partner.  Thank you for reading.

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