It’s just happened: your perfect poop-- comfortable release,
minimal splash, and only needed a single wipe to feel clean. Since time immemorial there was no way to ensure that
your bowel movements could be like this every time. That is, until Perfect Two
from 2toNum1 industries. Perfect Two is
the ultimate in personal waste optimization applications.
And when Noah says amazing he means it. This author spent
two weeks experiencing the future of a disrupted lifestyle. With Perfect Two I never had to ask how will
this meal feel after I’m done with it?
Using machine learning and a connection to my Instagram account, every
meal was mapped and indicated what would happen in the next 16 to 36 hours. While
it was impressive what the system was able to calculate, there was a learning
period, for both me and the app. After
every ‘event’ it was necessary to provide a detailed description of what had
transpired. The developers promise that
as time goes on and Perfect Two learns my body’s responses to what I feed it, I
will only need to update on those ‘events’ that don’t match my needs.
During the feedback period it was a bit strange receiving
targeted feedback as to what solutions might make those number 2’s number 1,
but it really did work. With only slight
adjustments of fiber intake and new enzymes I was feeling infinitely better
before and after I went.
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| Training my Perfect 2 app to understand me |
Some features that I’m excited about that will make Perfect
Two a strong recommendation for every person who cares about their health--
Blockchain tracking:
In the modern world of fecal transplants, donors are often left in the dark on how their donations are helping people to live better lives. With Perfect Two Donations, your donation is tracked on the blockchain allowing you to receive anonymized feedback as to how you are helping someone’s life be better
In the modern world of fecal transplants, donors are often left in the dark on how their donations are helping people to live better lives. With Perfect Two Donations, your donation is tracked on the blockchain allowing you to receive anonymized feedback as to how you are helping someone’s life be better
Augmented Reality/Artificial Intelligence:
In addition to scraping your social media feed for cues as to what you’ve eaten recently Perfect Two wants to help you be proactively aware of what a meal might do to your micro-biome's health. With that in mind they are working to use machine learning with an augmented reality overlay to let you know how what you are thinking of eating will affect you the next day.
In addition to scraping your social media feed for cues as to what you’ve eaten recently Perfect Two wants to help you be proactively aware of what a meal might do to your micro-biome's health. With that in mind they are working to use machine learning with an augmented reality overlay to let you know how what you are thinking of eating will affect you the next day.
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| A quick snapshot from my first test of augmented reality Surprisingly this burger was a good match for my gut microbe's needs. |
Smart Home/Green Living:
Another development that the team is working on with restroom service companies is a dynamic microphone that looks for acoustic cues as to how much water will be necessary to keep everything beautiful while minimizing water usage.
Another development that the team is working on with restroom service companies is a dynamic microphone that looks for acoustic cues as to how much water will be necessary to keep everything beautiful while minimizing water usage.
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| Honestly not sure about social might be for the German market |
Social:
Perfect Two is offering integrations with Tinder, Bumble, and OK Cupid to aid in matching with biologically compatible partners. This feature works behind the scenes to help promote partners that your microbiome is most compatible with.
Perfect Two is offering integrations with Tinder, Bumble, and OK Cupid to aid in matching with biologically compatible partners. This feature works behind the scenes to help promote partners that your microbiome is most compatible with.
Music and Media:
When Perfect Two determines that your next movement will require a bit more of a stay, the system will recommend audio books, podcasts, or reading that will keep you amused while you make your deposit
When Perfect Two determines that your next movement will require a bit more of a stay, the system will recommend audio books, podcasts, or reading that will keep you amused while you make your deposit
Happy April Fools, I hope you enjoyed this post The visual renders are thanks to my friend Andrew Tremplay who was a fantastic collaborative partner. Thank you for reading.
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