The Gourdinator

Hey you! Yeah you!  Do you have an excess of pumpkins, squash, and other gourds?  Then you need the gourdinator.  The gourdinator turns your pumpkan't into a pumpkan. (there is a reason I should never write dialogue for actual consumer products) Using sophisticated 3-D sensing systems and a multi-axis CNC machine, your gourds will be transformed with designs ranging from a traditional Jack-o-Lanterm to the face of alien creations out of your child's nightmares.

This idea was inspired by various companies that CNC their pumpkins during the Halloween season.